To GrandMother's house we go (1992)
When they overhear their stressed-out single mom (Northern Exposure's Cynthia Geary) calling them "a handful," twins Julie
and Sarah decide to give mom a break and go to grandma's for Christmas. So they stuff their backpacks and stow away on a city
bus, beginning an odyssey that will first find them in a delivery van operated by Roy Rogers-obsessed driver Eddie (soap opera
veteran J. Eddie Peck). Then a karate chop to Eddie's head later, they're at the mercy of a happily married pair of thieves
(Rhea Perlman, Jerry Van Dyke) and, ultimately, a team of spooked runaway horses posing as reindeer. Luckily Eddie already
has a crush on Mom, who manages his favorite mini-mart, and together the pair track down the missing twins, who, meanwhile,
are having the ride of their lives. The Olsen twins are in their Full House bloom in this TV movie, which means their brand
of innocuous brattiness is still more charming than annoying. Perlman and Van Dyke get to ham it up as lovable criminals,
and Geary and Peck find G-rated romance once he adjusts to the idea that his mini-mart sweetie has kids and he learns to share
his Lotto winnings.
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Double, Double Toil And Trouble (1993)
The plot sends 7-year-olds Lynn and Kelly on a Halloween night mission to get a magical moonstone from their evil aunt who
has cast a spell on their other aunt. Fun for little kids, but also enjoyable for older fans, it's a good movie to pull out
around Halloween time. It's one of tho best Olsen's movies because the stronger recognition of the other characters--they
really get a more substantial role in the movie than the surrounding characters in some of the other movies. In this film,
you'll fall in love with the endearing gravedigger, the money-hungry yet lovable Mr. N, and the supportive, "take charge"
Oscar the Clown. And then you've got the girls' parents--who, for once, actually act like parents. Gentle, loving, good people--and
yet they have problems of their own that they must get through as a family. Now you start to get the feel of a real movie
with a real plot. Too many of Mary-Kate and Ashley's movies either have them with single moms or dads (which there is nothing
wrong with at all, but it got a little repetitive with the Olsens) or completely up-in-the-clouds parents who were practically
at their feet doting on them and giving them everything, thus showing the viewer exactly what life is NOT like. This movie
is one exception where the casting of the girls' parents is very strong and realistic.
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How The West Was Fun (1994)
A very enjoyable Olsen movie with a good storyline and characters. 8-year-olds Jessica and Susie talk their single father
into taking a visit with them to a dude ranch, upon the request of their sweet grandmother Nattie. When the girls learn that
Nattie's cold and selfish son Bart plans on turning the place into a theme park, it's up to them to save the ranch. It's a
very heartwarming and entertaining movie that captures the girls at some of their best acting years.
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Little Rascals (1994)
Kids may enjoy the slapstick of this modern reworking of the old Our Gang comedies, but parents who grew up watching them
on TV (or grandparents who saw them at theaters) will wonder why anyone would want to be involved in this pathetic remake.
Directed by Penelope Spheeris, the film takes look-alike kids and casts them as Spanky, Alfalfa, Buckwheat, and the rest,
minus any sense of what made the old Hal Roach comedies funny. Instead of kids being kids, these are kids doing shtick while
recycling such old bits as the He-Man Woman Haters Club, the kids' go-cart race, and Spanky and Alfalfa dressing as girls.
Devoid of charm or wit.In this films Mary-Kate and Ashley only play a secondary role.
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It Takes Two (1995)
This first theatrical outing for the ubiquitous Olsen twins is their take on The Parent Trap meets The Prince and the Pauper.
One plays a foster child under the care of a single social worker (Kirstie Alley) whose marital status prevents her from adopting
her favorite charge. The other is the neglected daughter of a "bazillionaire" (Steve Guttenberg), who's about to marry a gold-digging
socialite (played nastily by Jane Sibbett, Ross's first ex-wife on TV's Friends). The foster kid comes to a charity camp abutting
the rich girl's summer estate and--presto--the identical strangers meet, hatch a plan to solve both their dilemmas, and switch
identities. Directed by Andy Tennant (Ever After), this PG-rated film features some decent G-rated chemistry between Alley
and Guttenberg and surprisingly uncloying performances by Mary-Kate and Ashley.
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Billboard Dad (1998)
It's the Olsen twins to the rescue once again in their straight-to-video release, Billboard Dad. With Venice, California,
serving as a Bohemian backdrop, the preteen queens of the dead-mom genre scheme to find their widowed father a girlfriend
by turning a Hollywood billboard into a personal ad. Breezy predictability ensues: Dad gets thousands of letters and dates
a series of progressively weirder women before bumping into Ms. Right. Since Dad's a successful sculptor, true love destroys
the angst behind his profitable art. As his agent tries to drive a wedge between the lovebirds, the twins become unwitting
accomplices. All of this just sets the stage, really, for Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen to do their thing--they are way cool,
fashionable, and mature beyond their preteen years--with their equally hip friends, who have a drama of their own unfolding
on the diving team. Nothing truly unexpected happens, but it doesn't matter.
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Passport To Paris (1999)
Resistance is futile! The Olsen Twins are everywhere, and you better get used to it. Now they're not only taking over the
U.S.; they've moved on to the city of light, Paris. Unlike their series (in which Mary-Kate and Ashley play themselves), in
this latest venture they play fictional alter-egos in the form of superficial, boy-crazy, 13-year-olds. Their movie mom worries
their world is too small and the girls are shipped off to Paris to visit their grandfather, the U.S. ambassador to France
(yes, you read that right). He doesn't have much time for them, so he prepares a daily itinerary and forces an associate,
an aspiring junior version of himself, to accompany the girls. But leave it to those wacky gals: within a few days, he's partying
along with them and their newfound French beaus (played by young cutie patooties who have the worst French accents this side
of Hee Haw). The movie is harmless enough, and despite a pervasive materialism in Olsen fare, loyalty and friendship are at
the forefront. The French locations are gorgeous and enticing.
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Switching Goals (1999)
Originally an ABC telefilm, Switching Goals comes to video. Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen play super-identical twins who are
actually total opposites. OK, it's not the freshest concept in the universe, but the teen divas (who also exec produce--as
they did in their Passport to Paris) are an undeniable favorite with little girls all-over. Here, they're Sam, the athletic
one, and Emma, the fashion-conscious one. Their indulgent dad (Eric Lutes) coaches a soccer team and their workaholic mother
(Kathryn Greenwood) is a psychologist. Look for a switch, the truth to be revealed, and all to end well.
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Our Lips Are Sealed (2000)
Well, look who grew up: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, once the sleepy-eyed preschoolers in the hit TV sitcom Full House, now
wake to find themselves ready for their first day of high school. But the day doesn't shape up as ultra-fantastically as in
their dreams. A series of bizarre circumstances (involving some supercharged catsup and a criminal with a "really gross zit")
force them into a life-threatening situation in which only the FBI Witness Protection Program can help. It turns out that
Mary-Kate and Ashley are their own worst enemies; the girls continually blow their cover until finally they're booted down
under to the warm and sparkling recreation mecca of Sydney, Australia. Here the challenge to keep a secret takes second fiddle
to the bigger challenges of fitting in with the popular group, learning Aussie lingo, and (apparently) changing into a new
set of adorable clothes and accessories in almost every scene. Fans from 6 to 13 years old will probably enjoy the daffy antics
of the Olsens, their adventures with cute boyfriends, and their ability to thwart the goofy bad guys. Plus, their acting ability--although
crippled by yet another bubblehead script--continues to improve. To the parental crowd, the film plays somewhat like a New
Age beach-blanket movie with plenty of surfer parties, flower-power fun, overblown story points, mild potty humor, and lots
of belly buttons (LOTS of belly buttons). The movie also has some inexplicable references (to such grown-up phenomena as The
Blair Witch Project and The Sopranos) that are bound to go way over the target audience's heads. Yet it's 90 minutes of absolutely
clean fun that fans will eat up.
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Winning London (2001)
Why is it that, in such a cynical age, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen aren't more wary of a backlash against adorableness? Just
when pop culture's more cantankerous hounds were harboring hopes that the preeminent pair of sugar-and-spice girls would grow
into a couple of gawky teenagers, they've proved themselves more lovable than ever with Winning London. Here, they're tasked
with delivering semimature subject matter--straightening out stalled romances, stifling an overactive competitive streak--but
they come off as self-assured as ever. The scene is set across the pond, where Chloe and Riley (Mary-Kate and Ashley), along
with other members of their high school's Model U.N. team, are strutting their strategic mock peace-bringing stuff at an international
competition. While Chloe captures the heart of an upper-crust English boy, Riley sets her sights on teammate Brian, who's
clueless enough to call her kiddo. After a breakdown in her budding romance, Chloe, who's accustomed to winning, learns to
chill out and consider the more sporting side of competitions. This being a Mary-Kate and Ashley vehicle, shopping for schoolgirl-swanky
ensembles is involved, as is boogying with the boys at hot nightspots. Sightseeing excursions to Westminster Abbey and Buckingham
Palace, among other places, feel thrown in as educational tidbits for parents' sake; better to buy this video purely for fun--Mary-Kate
and Ashley may not be known as the brainiest pair, but London aside, with this movie they'll continue to win hearts.
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Holiday in the Sun (2001)
Whisked away to the Bahamas in a private jet by their pilot dad, Mary- Kate and Ashley Olsen (playing twins Alex and Madison)
are initially disappointed to be missing their class trip to Hawaii. (Just what high school do these girls attend?) But the
15-year-olds recover upon meeting up with their mom on the sunny tarmac, checking into their own suite at the Atlantis resort,
and getting acquainted with some cute boys on the island. Parents may see this 88- minute movie as one long advertisement
for the Paradise Island resort, with the constant mentioning of its name and endless showcasing of its attractions. But kids,
particularly girls ages 7 to 12, will get a kick out of Alex's rivalry with the rich superwitch Brianna for marine worker
Jordan's affections. Then there's the updated Cyrano storyline with Dad's business partner's son Griffen coaching dim-but-likable
Scott on how to win over Madison. Throw in an antiquities smuggling subplot, some dolphin hugging, horseback riding, and wave
running and you've got some fairly innocent entertainment augmented with frothy tunes by teen group up-and-comers Play, Empty
Trash (featuring vocals by the twins), Tte American Girls, and Noogie.
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Getting There (2002)
This G-rated effort from the wholesome twins covers the rites of passage of American 16-year-olds: getting the driver's license
and getting the cherry red convertible (OK, that may not be universal). Mary-Kate and Ashley (playing twins Taylor and Kylie)
invite two female friends to hit the road with them for the Winter Olympics in Utah, while three male friends attempt to make
the same trip in their convertible. But the expedition is fraught with snafus: one car stolen, the other damaged, flight delays,
and wrong buses. In the end, the kids hook up with a teenage orange-grove heiress who ferries them in her dad's private jet.
They miss the Winter Games but get to snowboard, ski, and do cannonballs into a heated pool. One parental peeve: Although
the girls wear ski helmets, they never "buckle up" during the numerous car scenes.
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When in Rome(2002)
This film takes the twins to Rome as sophisticated working girls. The Olsen twins play fictional sisters Charli and Leila,
summer interns at a global fashion and entertainment company. They join four other international students ostensibly to gain
business experience, though the job seems more of a cover for their perennial pursuits of shopping, sightseeing, and sizzling
romance. They encounter workplace challenges, including a tyrannical boss and derisive coworker, which serve as a backdrop
for numerous costume changes for our fashion-forward stars. In the end, teamwork prevails as the interns devise a clever scheme
to expose a company criminal. Kudos to the film for depicting Charli and Leila's characters as strong and self-assured young
women (too bad they come across excessively materialistic). Despite the seemingly endless self-promotion of Mary-Kate and
Ashley, this G-rated film is all in good fun, though there is certainly more fizz than flavor. | Teen superstars Mary-Kate and Ashley take sibling
rivalry to a whole new level in their latest movie, The Challenge. Playing estranged twin sisters who are total opposites,
ambitious, uptight Lizzie (Ashley) and laid-back tree-hugger Shane (Mary-Kate)
have to learn how to live -- and compete -- with each other. The girls are both unknowingly selected for the same team on
a popular TV reality show and college scholarships are on the line! Will this ratings scheme by deceitful producers bring
the girls closer or push them apart forever? Shot in a scenic Mexican resort in Cabo San Lucas, this light-hearted comedy/adventure
is the final entry in Mary-Kate and Ashley's successful series of small-screen
movies before they begin their big-screen career in 2004!
But first, the games must begin…
New York Minute, the new action comedy starring Mary-Kate
Olsen and Ashley Olsen, follows 17-year-old sisters Jane and Roxanne Ryan on a wild romp through
the streets, subways and sewers of Manhattan during one unforgettable day. Uptight overachiever Jane (Ashley
Olsen), up for a scholarship at Oxford University, has a major speech to give while laid-back rock rebel Roxy (Mary-Kate Olsen) hopes to get backstage at a video shoot and slip her demo tape to the band. But Jane's and
Roxy's plans go wildly awry and the two must join together when a mix-up involving Jane's all-important day planner lands
them in the middle of a black market music piracy scheme. Sidetracked, sideswiped and chased from Chinatown to Times Square
to Harlem by everyone from assassins to politicians to a whacked-out truancy officer (Eugene Levy), the sisters also find
unexpected romance in the form of a Senator's bad-boy son (Gilmore Girls' Jared Padalecki) and a cute bike messenger
(Riley Smith). Jane and Roxy seem to have everything going against them…but in the "concrete jungle," anything can change
in a New York Minute!
Joining the New York Minute cast are Andy Richter (Big Trouble)
as a limousine driver with an agenda; Darrell Hammond (Saturday Night Live) as a business executive with bad luck;
Andrea Martin (My Big Fat Greek Wedding) as Senator Anne Baxter-Lipton; Mary Bond Davis (Broadway's Hairspray) as a
beautician with a heart of gold and a bag of tricks; radio personality Dr. Drew (Loveline) in his feature film debut
as Roxy and Jane's dad; and Jack Osbourne (The Osbournes), also in his feature film debut as a wayward band manager.
A Dualstar Productions/Di Novi Pictures production for Warner Bros. Pictures, New
York Minute is directed by Dennie Gordon (What A Girl Wants) and produced by Denise Di Novi, Robert Thorne,
Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen. Alison Greenspan is the film's executive producer,
with Christine Sacani and Jill Zimmerman as co-producers. The story is by Emily Fox, and the screenplay is by Emily Fox and
Adam Cooper & William Collage.
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